Invisible Lance

On Saturday evening, 135 cyclists lined the red carpet at the Indy Colts Complex to greet Lance Armstrong and his guests for a fund raising dinner for the IU Cancer Research Center. Among the greeters were doctors, children and cancer survivors, all of whom cherished the thought of catching a glimpse of the illusion who has given hope to so many.

Amber from the IU Cancer Center wanted to create an Alpine ascent-like atmosphere for Lance and his guests, so she gave cow bells and flags to all the greeters. Guests were surprised and pleased as the greeters clanged and waved with wild enthusiasm akin to something like Lance might have experienced on one of his legendary ascents, to show their appreciation for the generous donations made by the $10,000 a table dinner attendees.

For nearly three hours the cyclists stood in the hot sun with hopes of a glimpse. After the first two hours, organizers realized dehydration was setting in and brought bottled water to the heat-weary greeters, but still, no sign of Lance.

Approaching the third hour, it was revealed he’d snuck in thru the back door. In and of itself, no big deal. But when the cyclists were told he would not come out to greet them, you could feel the air being let out of their fragile psyches. Understandably, Lance faces security issues none of us can imagine. But for him to neglect even a short thank you with a wave of acknowledgement to these people was just wrong.

Clearly disturbed by the invisible dis, Amber took matters into her own hands by inviting the cyclists inside the Colts complex to hear him speak so they’d at least have a chance to glimpse the illusion. Yet upon being told Lance would not acknowledge them, many chose to leave rather than go inside the building to hear him speak. No matter what he may have said, his message now rings hollow for those children and cancer survivors who’d hoped to receive a general wave or a smile of hope and acknowledgement. Sadly, it appears the illusion caters to the old line “that money talks and bullshit walks.” Take your money and run Lance, because you’re gonna need it when the illusion is completely stripped away.  

Debacle at DaVinci / Monrovia TT

DaVinci Crit – Saturday

This weekend was the opening of “The DaVinci Code” movie. On Saturday night my son Stephen and I went to it and had a grand time. Earlier in the day I had another “DaVinci” experience down in New Albany, IN. A not so grand time…

Tortuga fielded 5 for the Cat 1/2/3 race at the DaVinci Criterium on the downtown streets of this riverside community across from Louisville. Had the bridge crossing the Ohio had a draw to it, we should have hoisted it up, as the Huns from Louisville came across to Indiana and smacked us around silly. Texas Roadhouse reminded everyone that they are the force to be reckoned with in our racing world, as they swept 3 of the top 5 spots in the main event. POD led the way towing 2 of his own along with 2 Dogfish, 1 Nuvo, and others I cannot remember in an attack just several laps into the race. Steve Spanbauer bridged to make it that much more formidable. The break that formed from POD’s charge lapped the field with plenty left on the clock. In typical O’Donnell fashion, Patrick attacked the break as they integrated into the pack. A hard effort by Spanbauer and his Papa Johns mates brought back the attack and things stayed put to the end. The end, of course, was POD winning with Harry Clark in 4th and CT in 5th. Geez, I feel like I’m doing a race report for TRH…

Tortuga? The top turtle was yours truly in 17th place… Ugly, plain ugly…For those number crunchers out there, my HRM data showed an average speed of 25.5 mph on this 8 turn, 0.7 mile course – and that’s me hanging on in the 2nd group that had been lapped…BTW – 40 started, 20 finished. Tough race, folks.

I know my mates are disappointed in their own and the team’s performance. Perhaps the silver lining in the cloud would be that it’s used as a motivator. Most will tell you that a course such as DaVinci can give even the best rider a bad day…Easy said by someone who finished 17th…

Monrovia TT – Sunday

Clearly feeling the need to punish myself for Saturday’s misdeeds (no excuse for us not being in the break), I ventured to Monrovia to do my first 40K TT this season. Like a surfer searching for the perfect wave, a quick check of the weather Saturday night showed that conditions for Sunday morning’s event were quite promising. Getting up early was easier knowing the drive was a mere 40 mins vs. 2 hrs to my alternative event, the DaVinci RR. Arriving at Monrovia HS there were far less riders than I expected. I believe 15 in total took part, including Tortuga Cat 3 Adam Fryska. Friskie’s virgin ride in the Monrovia series earned him a nice sub hour time of 59:56(?), just sneaking in for an IRS t-shirt. Nice job, Adam! Low time of the day went to Kurt Spoerle, who put in a PR and the fastest time in a good couple of years at 52:54. Man, that’s fast. I ended up with a 56:15 – I’ll take it considering the efforts from Saturday’s race and the sneaking wind that showed up right at the start. I’ll continue to search for the perfect wave…

– CJK

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Wet Worlds

Thunder and lightening in the vicinity couldn’t hold back about 20 riders from tackling the 446 loop. The weather didn’t turn out too bad in fact- we got pelted with rain for about a lap and then it got sunnyr….which all amounted to us all looking pretty tuff in soggy jerseys and darkened faces.
The riding was hard and fast with no-where to hide all evening. The first 4 laps largely saw the group stay together until finally Chris and Mike K got off the front and started cruising away from the group. Round the top turn the pace in the group picked up and suddenly it all went to sh-t for a few of us. A gap opened up and quick as a flash Tom S, Heff, Karim and an already struggling GP were off the back and gone! The following laps saw three different groups working out the full 8 lap distance. Kroll again showed that his form has once taken another leap this year as him and Kehrberg held a 10-20sec gap over the ‘bunch’ of Sonny, Bauer. K.Moore, Steve B and new guy in town, Myron. All were working hard but couldn’t bring reel the Kroll-berg tandem in! GP was fortunate to get a tow round in the third group by mssrs Saccone and Brauner both of whose form is bubbling under nicely for challenges that lie ahead. All in all another good workout which after all is what its all about! Next week- Paragon